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Nick, Jessica, Chris Rock - Who Wins?

Posted in Gossip on 02/23/05 @ 3:50am, by Reejii.
''Pay attention when I'm talking, cracka!''

Comedian Chris Rock had a hard time keeping his audience interested the other night at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. According to Page Six, he performed five unannounced shows last weekend to prepare for the Academy Awards show, in which he will be hosting. Every show was successful except for one. On Saturday, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were in attendance. But the juicy (like Kool-aid!) part is that they were both in the balcony making out, and the audience was watching them more instead of Chris (what's the matter, never seen two people suck face before?)! When Chris realized that nobody cared about the punch (not like Kool-aid) lines of his jokes anymore, he called attention to the two and said: "That's distracting. If I fuck up the Oscars, I'm blaming it on you two!" Let's hope the incident was filmed and appears on a future episode of Nick and Jessica's show.

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