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Britney's Advice For Michael

Posted in Gossip on 03/14/05 @ 4:08am, by Reejii.
Britney's advice: get drunk, get in a fight, be manly...words to live by.

Trashy star Britney Spears has some unusual advice for the king of pop, Michael Jackson.

BRITNEY'S SOLUTION TO JACKO'S PROBLEMS:
1. Grow some facial hair. (he already did that, remember?)

2. Get drunk. (no, that's for the kids Britney, don't you pay attention?)

3. Get in a fight. (that would prove fatal if he got hit and his prosthetic nose came off, along with other "synthetic" body parts)

"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help," she told Allure magazine. "He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.' And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

And when the crack wore off, Britney came to her senses and realized her entire interview made no sense and she ran off to go find her wanna-be rapper hubby, Kevin Federline.

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#1. Posted by anonymous 04/05/05 @ 3:36am:

ain't she a ???

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