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Jacko Made Out With Bart?

Posted in Gossip on 03/18/05 @ 2:20am, by Reejii.
''MJ molested me and I liked it!''

As reported by Page Six, Sam Simon (of "The Simpsons") went on Howard Stern's radio show and told of the time when Michael Jackson guest starred on the episode "Stark Raving Dad." (credited as John Jay Smith) He said Michael demanded the script be changed so his character (a white, bald, mental patient...) could spend more time with Bart (and drink Jesus Juice and read girly mags). Simon also said that during the voice recording, someone gave Michael a giant Bart doll and that when he thought no one was looking, he kissed it!

I don't believe this story one bit. But for the record, I ~~used to~~ kiss dolls all the time and there's nothing wrong with it! It's great practice for the real thing. And undressing them is perfectly normal too! And so is pulling off their arms and legs and melting their faces with an iron. But don't quote me on that.

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