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Mario Vasquez Annoys Simpson Girls

Posted in Gossip on 03/18/05 @ 3:10am, by Reejii.
You're not a real celebrity Mario, sorry!

"American Idol" quitter, Mario Vasquez, has let his newfound fame go to his head; according to Page Six. The other night at the Marquee, he was told to keep his distance from acid reflux lip-syncher Ashlee Simpson and ditzy not-so-newly-wed Jessica Simpson. He reportedly keep pestering them to pose for a picture with him. What kind of picture? Pornographic threesome? God I love to speculate don't I? "He told Ashlee and Jessica, 'I know what it's like to be a celebrity and to be harassed. I'm so glad to be in a private area.' And then he wanted to take a picture with them! They said no like four times. Finally, security asked him to leave the area," says a Page Six spy. What does this mean? It means that the Simpson girls are stuck up rich bitches. Now tell me something I don't know.

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