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Britney Really IS Pregnant!

Posted in Gossip on 03/28/05 @ 12:57pm, by Reejii.
Brit to Kevin, ''Give me a baby one more time!''

Well according to Star magazine anyway. They have an exclusive article and have reported that Britney Spears is three months pregnant! But we all know how shady Star is sometimes, so who knows? I never cared much for authenticity anyways! They claimed that she was supposed to make an official announcement over the weekend...she didn't. Unless I missed it. (I was busy hunting Easter eggs!)

Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job - motherhood - when the baby arrives this fall. Brit's made no secret of her desire to start a family since her marriage to Kevin Federline on Sept. 18 last year. Less than a month after the wedding, Britney was telling fans on her Web site, britneyspears.com, how she longed for a baby, saying, "Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family!" Now it looks like her dream has finally come true.

Her gangsta wannabe hubby, Kevin Federline, already has two children from his former marriage to Shar Jackson. But now he gets to have a pure white baby just like he's always wanted! A source says "he calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting.' Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'" Hmmm, yep that sure sounds like pregnancy alright. OR he could be saying that because Britney turns into a (bigger) slut when she's drunk? *shrugs* It doesn't matter really. If she's not pregnant yet, she WILL be pregnant later this year, as predicted by world renowned psychic Sylvia Browne. Go here for a list of her other predictions. (she's rarely wrong, and she says MJ will be convicted...damn!) Oh, and here's the link to the Star article on Britney's pregnancy.

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#1. Posted by asia 04/01/05 @ 1:51pm:

I don't give a damn what anybody says. I'm happy for Britney Spears and I think people need to leave her the fuck alone. People are steady talkin about she can't sing. Well shit, maybe she can't but the bitch is paid. I wish I could get my happy ass on stage and lipsynch, and get paid millions for it. And everybody says she's such a slut for taking Kevin from Shar, but Britney's not the one with 4 kids. Damn Shar must like STD's and babies, since she can't keep her legs closed or use condoms. Personally I want Justin to leave Cameron's goofy ass, and for Britney to leave Kevin's broke ass, and then I would be very happy.

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