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Paris Hilton Offered Prostitute Job

Posted in Gossip on 04/02/05 @ 9:29am, by Reejii.
The publicly accessible Paris Hilton

A man calling himself Pimp Juice, a former pimp, has offered Paris Hilton a job as a prostitute! The ex-pimp is a psychiatric patient, but that doesn't take away the fact that he's a pure genius. He has posted his offer to Paris in the New York Daily News and is offering her $52 million a year as a "high-class" New York whore. I don't know how he associated Paris with high-class, but she would be stupid to refuse this offer! I see it as just another opportunity for the "heir-less" cooter to earn money (rather than getting it for nothing). She's already a whore anyway. The only difference is that she'd be accessible to everyone, not just B (and C) List celebs. That means a lonely soul like me would finally have a chance with a rich skank like her. I'd even pay extra money if she joined me in a little role playing. I'd play a boxer, and she could play the punching bag...

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