Ashton Kutcher sucks cocks in hell.

It would have been great to see this, and see Vartan go off on Ashton Punk.The look on Ashton`s face would have been pricless"someone who doesn`t think he punk jokes are funny".One day some celeb is going to beat the snot out of Ashton, haha..

I'm trying to find the "funny" in this Punk'd. Usually all the jokes are stupid and lame like smashing a celebs car and watching them puss-out like Wilmer Valerama when his total Player Escalade got smashed in by that angry black man. It would have been funnier if a Ninja attacked the car, or if a group of Ninja surrounded Wilmer himself, but the Vartan joke takes things too far by sticking a person in an enclosed space that travels at 500 miles per hour IF everything is working as it should. Now you make it appear as if things aren't going to work properly which as we've seen time and time again equals plane crash. Add some uncaring staff who don't seem to think that parts falling off are anything to worry about and screw it, I'd go full on postal and start punching people in their nose-jobs. Michael had every reason to act the way he did AND Ashton should have had his ass kicked. Not for the joke, just because he's a childish dick who has gotten a free ride out of this life. Congrats Ashton, all you have to do is wake up in the morning and people put money in your pocket. Thanks God.