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Crazy Ass Natasha Lyonne

Posted in Gossip on 04/21/05 @ 3:45pm, by Reejii.
Bestiality never looked this good.

"American Pie" and "But I'm A Cheerleader" actress Natasha Lyonne supposedly got insane drunk and/or mad high one night back in December (or she's just a nut case) and stormed into her neighbor's apartment, ripped a mirror off the wall, and then reportedly said she was going to "sexually molest" said neighbor's dog...that's ~~not~~ hot! I never knew this crazy bitch was into beastiality. She was charged with criminal mischief, harassment, and trespassing. Unfortunately for her, she failed to show up for her court hearing and now there's a warrant out for her arrest. She claims that she showed up an hour late, waited for 30 minutes, then got tired of waiting and left. Apparently Ms. Lyonne thinks she deserves special privileges from the law...she's not even an A-lister! (or B or C) If only she could stay out of trouble. Four years ago she was arrested and jailed for DUI , sentenced to 50 hours of community service, and put on six months probation. Hide your dogs, there's a psycho woman on the loose!

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#1. Posted by chris 04/27/05 @ 12:49pm:

What you really need is the Jane magazine article written by her former friend and former landlord, Michael Rapapport. I just got the issue, so I guess it's May. He trashes the poor (f-ed up) girl and tells ALL. He apparently owns the building where the puppy molestation threat took place. They even have pictures...Dishy!

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