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The Unfaithful Kevin Federline

Posted in Gossip on 05/03/05 @ 3:59pm, by Reejii.
Oops, he cheated again!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kevin Federline allegedly hooked up with a prostitute and a stripper in Las Vegas while his pregnant wife Britney Spears rested at home alone. The $500-a-night hooker, Daniele Coakley (20 years old), told the tabloid how she partied with Kevin and wound up passed out on a hotel bed after getting insanely drunk and having too much Ecstacy (it's the only way to fly!). Vanessa Hulihan, 30, revealed that she spent nights talking to Kevin and shared some intimate moments with him in his hotel room's bathroom. Neither girls claimed that they actually had sex with ~~white trash~~ Kevin. But I'm sure they had a little foreplay in there somewhere. Britney should be proud. Her baby will have great parents!...

Big thanks goes out to Teshona D. and Vanessa Smiles for the scoop!

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#1. Posted by Fuck Brittany 05/04/05 @ 12:03pm:

The only thing better than getting skanky spears in the sack is going out and cheating on her right afterwards.
A girl like that is screaming out to be disgraced. White trash Kevin gets to do the honors.
I would feel sorry for another girl in Brit's position, but little miss whore has it coming.
After subjecting the world to some of the worst sonic poison imaginable, this bitch has made a fortune by taking little girls' babysitting money in exchange for over- produced souless pop cd's.
First she's an innocent virgin. But if she can cash in by dry humping a chair in a music video, she's also a pro at cocksucking.
Hey, whatever gets you to buy, buy, buy.
I feel sorry for all the fathers whose daughters emulate this dirty bitch.
I just hope she gets her figure back after having the baby.
Then she can grasp at one last chance at staying famous by posing for playboy.
After that, it's time to take the trash back to the trailer.

#2. Posted by Reejii 05/04/05 @ 12:23pm:

I love you.

#3. Posted by Kelly 05/04/05 @ 7:17pm:

Is this even a surprise to anyone?

#4. Posted by coolmanss 05/06/05 @ 5:23pm:

so ture like we did not see this one coming i mean i would have merried the bitch to do the same

#5. Posted by Cisco 05/08/05 @ 10:06pm:

You guys are stupid for thinking this is true. The National Enquirer is known for lien about celenbrities. She can't be a skank she is married and preg. don't you have to sleep around and do random things with guys?

#6. Posted by fuck brittany 05/09/05 @ 7:28am:

She's a skank because I say so.
But if you need to be convinced, watch this whore's videos. They're not really music videos, they're dance videos.
What kind of dancing? She just needs a pole and a few mirrors to open a strip joint.
The only difference between her and a stripper is that Brit doesn't have to count singles.
Stripers can't sing. Neither can Spears.
And if you earn all your cash by selling your body like it was a peice of merchandise, you can't expect to be treated like a lady.
So guess what. Kevin won't be holding doors for her.
And Cisco, if you're not telling the truth- you're LYING.
Not LIEN.
I've never seen anyone type slang before. lol

#7. Posted by VANESSA 05/09/05 @ 1:48pm:

THIS STORY IS 100% TRUE!

#8. Posted by jess 05/12/05 @ 9:16am:

Britney Spears is a fucking fugly skank that should get a life besides "cocksucking" guys i wouldnt be surprised if she cheated on that white trassh "husband" of hers. SHe sucks at singing and everone nos it except for the dumasses that just like her for looks. *kills britney spears*

#9. Posted by ... 06/17/05 @ 10:58am:

Have useen jessica simpsons new vid. now that is slutty give her a pole and bam..

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