Search Celebrity Scum
Powered by Google.

Mary-Kate's Wild Partying

Posted in Gossip on 06/27/05 @ 11:52am, by Reejii.
MK comes out of her shell.

There was once a time when wild partying for the Olsen sisters (not twins anymore) meant staying out past midnight. Now that the girls are (technically) grown, they go all out; Mary-Kate Olsen in particular. Page Six reports that at an Oasis concert (they're still together?) last week MK got to go backstage and hang out with the band in their dressing room. An insider for Page Six stated that "When she came out of Oasis' dressing room, she almost crashed into me. Her big bodyguard had her by the arms...She was in rough shape." MK was then carried into the VIP room elevator by her huge bodyguard. In the VIP room, anything goes! The Olsens' rep, Michael Pagnotta, insists that nothing happened, as usual. "Whatever the implication is, it's ridiculous. She was just hanging out with the band. Nothing went on whatsoever," said Pagnotta. He forgot to mention that she and the band snorted about 30 lines of cocaine, did some binge drinking, and had rough sex on the table...while MK watched. Yep.

But not really.

Link This Post

COMMENTS

#1. Posted by bo 06/27/05 @ 12:53pm:

u a ho

#2. Posted by anz 07/07/05 @ 6:36am:

the olsen twinz think they are sooo gr8 they have just made some
rubbish videos + a VERY VERY rubbish movie how come there so
famous ? they have NO talent !!!!

#3. Posted by Manzie 07/11/05 @ 4:31pm:

I think I can answer that one, seeing as I'm an actress and we all want to find out how the ones who got famous got that way--especially the ones with no talent (eg Orlando Bloom):
Once upon a time, in the land of Tasteful 80's Television, there ran a hit show known as Full House. And in this Full House were two adorable, impish little twins named Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Then the evil forces of reality TV and probably some other stuff too took over and knocked Full House out of prime time--forcing it to reserve itself to the seldom-watched reruns on Nick at Nite and ABC Family.
Of course, the Olsen twins were still cute, and they were twins! There were TWO of them! Hollywood low-budget producers thought they could easily make some money off of these two-year-old moguls, big time! And they did!
Then Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen grew up and producers wanted to make a feature-length coming-of-age movie for the twins: New York Minute. It was an instant box office flop. Now all Olsen revenue comes from outdated merchandise (see the Mary Kate and Ashley Doll) and tabloid gossip.
The rest of America will live confusedly ever after. The end.

I won't be able to sleep for weeks after that bedtime story.

#4. Posted by britney 07/14/05 @ 2:16pm:

The olsen twins rock!!!..no matter what there hott an there old enough to do w/e tha hell they want to!...stop hatein on them!! who cares is mary-kate has a eating disorder or Really addicted to Cocaine!!..there gonna do wat they want and there awesome! so j.o.t.c.

#5. Posted by Bobette 07/22/05 @ 12:04pm:

ya i totally agree wit bo and anz but seriously u other ppl r wacked up good!!

This is...

A gossip blog making fun of celebrities with witty comments, snark, and sarcasm. Don't believe everything you read here b/c it's probably not true. But who cares, right? If you've got rumors, tips, pics, or whatever;