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Tom Cruise Knows Everything!

Posted in Gossip on 06/28/05 @ 11:53am, by Reejii.
War of the Worlds? Or the world vs. Tom?

Tom Cruise is being very irresponsible (and not for leading Katie Holmes astray for once)...according to the American Psychiatric Association. CNN has reported that Cruise has been attacking psychology and psychiatry in his interviews lately and would like everyone to know that all you need is Scientology. And everybody that doesn't follow Scientology is a moron! (slaps forehead) "It is irresponsible for Mr. Cruise to use his movie publicity tour to promote his own ideological views and deter people with mental illness from getting the care they need," APA President Dr. Steven Sharfstein said in a statement. Here's a rundown of the comments Cruise made:

"Before I was a Scientologist, I never agreed with psychiatry. And when I started studying the history of psychiatry, I understood more and more why I didn't believe in psychology...and I know that psychiatry is a pseudo science." When asked about the effectiveness of antidepressants and other drugs, he replied with "all it does is mask the problem. There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." Pretty bold statement there Tom boy. But I think Chemistry teachers and scientists all over the world are probably gonna disagree. He also called Ritalin a "street drug" and when confronted by "Today" host Matt Lauer about his views, Cruise busted out with "Here's the problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." Then Lauer replied with "Well, excuuuuuuuse me!" Actually, Lauer didn't say that. But Cruise's statement is true. And that's even funnier!

"Rigorous, published, peer-reviewed research clearly demonstrates that treatment (of mental illness) works," the APA statement said. "It is unfortunate that in the face of this remarkable scientific and clinical progress that a small number of individuals and groups persist in questioning its legitimacy."

To make that statement a little easier to understand, he's basically calling Tom Cruise an idiot. *sigh* Poor Katie...

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#1. Posted by zztop 06/28/05 @ 12:39pm:

they should go back to stacking aliens around the volcanoes, that makes just as much sense as Pastor Cruise does .. oh wait - that is 'fact' in Scientology.

I think the alien in Katie is not "in her" but draped around her like skin fungi ..

#2. Posted by Manzie 06/29/05 @ 7:24am:

No, don't you know? The dark galactic overlord Xenu rounded up a bunch of idiots, took them to planet Earth and turned them into carbon-based molecules. ...Then the molecules became part of the human brain and that's why we have mental illnesses. And in case you couldn't guess, I'm being sarcastic--but the above statements really are legitimate beliefs of the Church of Scientology.

#3. Posted by meowomon 06/29/05 @ 10:01am:

Tom and Miss Holmes(Six of One, Binary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero, One Half Dozen of the Other", Six to her new friends) are really Scientology Borgs.Six even has a new ocular implant.

"We Are The Scientology Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

#4. Posted by JBallz 06/29/05 @ 3:17pm:

I think it's funny that barely literate Tom Cruise is a fucking expert on mental illness. Did he graduate from high school?

#5. Posted by Prissy 06/30/05 @ 9:55pm:

I don't know if he graduated, but maybe his dyslexia enables him to see something in the "research" that we don't. I'd like to know what books he read or should I say Scientology journals?

#6. Posted by Manzie 07/02/05 @ 10:24am:

At least now Brooke Shields is fighting back: 'I'm going to take a wild guess and say Tom Cruise has never had Post-Partum Depression.'

#7. Posted by cliff 07/23/05 @ 10:38pm:

#7 am I, knowing the junct of the aforementioned
life-forms, I must admit some fondness for the
publicity and realization of the complete madness of a media that flocks to the day to day sayings of each "mage" in their current index file. Keep rockin' in the free world, it wouldn't do well elsewhere.

#8. Posted by Nine 07/27/05 @ 1:44am:

Hehe, if you think the Story of Xenu is funny you should read the story on this guy named Jesus. About 2,000 years ago he was conceived by a virgin who was impregnated by a deity simply known as "God". There are HUGE gaps in the story of the life of Jesus. In addition to that, he supposedly healed a blind man by merely touching him in addition to many other "miracles". He was crucified on a cross, and after 3 days somehow came back from the dead without so much as a scratch on him. HAHA! Funny, huh? Oh, yeah, they say he also walked on water.

And if you liked that, you should ALSO read up on this story about these two people, Adam and Even and this place called the Garden of Eden. That's even more absurd!

#9. Posted by Nine 07/28/05 @ 2:48pm:

Oh, another thing. Leading Katie astray? How exactly did he "lead her astray"? She's a f*cking adult, 24 in fact, and is well able to make her own decisions. Oh, he brainwashed her? Show me the proof. A*sholes.

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