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The Real Lindsay Lohan

Posted in Gossip on 07/28/05 @ 10:20am, by Reejii.
She really IS a mean girl!

While filming her upcoming movie "A Prarie Home Companion" in Minnesota, Lindsay Lohan reportedly stopped by the Planet Beach salon in downtown Minneapolis to work on her (fake) tan. While waiting for service she read the July issue of GQ magazine, which has Jessica Simpson on the cover. According to the salon’s manager, Mary Edam, "She was flipping through it [really annoyed] and [said] under her breath, 'Oh, she's so ugly.'" Lindsay supposedly hates Jessica's sister, Ashlee Simpson, because she briefly dated Lindsay's ex boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama. So it's only natural that she carry the hatred over to Jessica! Edam says that Lindsay “came in and said she had her birthday the next day [July 2]. She said there were going to be a lot of pictures taken of her and she wanted to look nice. So we helped her with tanning, and she was all freaked out if she was going to look nice or not. She was catching this flight to LA." Edam also said Lindsay stepped into a Mystic tan booth and that she was worried that the new tan wouldn't blend in with her current one. "She calls like three of her friends to see if they knew. And she was having her assistant call her friends, too. Her friend-slash-assistant was making a lot of decisions for her. She was trying to work the spray tan. She thought it would automatically start if you press a button. She told me to come back there and help her out. [Lindsay] was like naked in the booth. I was like, 'Oh, Lindsay Lohan naked.' I was trying to show her how to use it without looking at her. She's skinny. She's bony and freckly." When asked about Lohan's thin appearance, Edam said "she wasn't as bad as they make her out to be."~~..it's worse!~~

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#1. Posted by gia 07/28/05 @ 3:05pm:

She is right about one thing Jessica Simpson is ugly.

#2. Posted by john 07/28/05 @ 3:47pm:

I would love to see her naked.

#3. Posted by Sonic 07/28/05 @ 5:32pm:

Ur not the only one who wouldnt mind a few of that

#4. Posted by American Princess 07/28/05 @ 9:02pm:

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous! What the hell are you talking about, gia?

#5. Posted by M 07/28/05 @ 9:11pm:

well it just goes to prove what i have thought all along: lindsey lohan is just as ugly inside as she is outside. how insecure can she be? why doesnt she just OD and go to rehab already?

#6. Posted by muffin 07/29/05 @ 4:38am:

Jessica is a whore, Ashlee is a witch.

#7. Posted by brittany 07/29/05 @ 9:50pm:

I am not surprised. Famous people have it out all the time. Especially, women fighting over men. Why do people think that famous people are not like regular people? You should not expect better.

#8. Posted by I know 08/01/05 @ 2:55am:

She should live in MN, no one bugs the stars over there.

#9. Posted by julia 08/01/05 @ 11:29pm:

jessica simpson is gorgeous. lindsay lohan is a fake, anorexic, freckly thing. u all know this.

#10. Posted by Sonic 08/02/05 @ 10:43am:

Load of rubbish Lindsay is fit as hell

#11. Posted by tommy 08/02/05 @ 1:54pm:

you find one muscle on her body i'll give you a thousand dollars

#12. Posted by mollie ledbetter 08/03/05 @ 5:28pm:

jessica s. is soo totally not ugly and lindsey wans't ugly when she had some wieght on her

#13. Posted by tommy 08/06/05 @ 12:49pm:

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded": England swings, and according to Star, Lindsay Lohan swigs. Across the Pond to promote the London premiere of her Herbie: Fully Loaded, the teen queen reportedly partied till 5 a.m., dining and downing vodkas. Okay, the drinking age is 18 over there, but that still doesn't make it a good idea. Especially since Lindsay subsequently missed an 8 a.m. meeting with the press because she was "tired and didn't feel well." Whatever she came down with, it certainly wasn't the Love Bug, because Disney execs reportedly hit the roof and sent her home. Lindsay's people, however, say she left to be with her mom, who needs emotional support. So distraught was L.L. when she got home that she immediately hit the clubs in NYC, again reveling till 5 a.m. We'll give the girl the benefit of the doubt: Maybe she was out looking for her mom. But not everybody's so charitable. Us Weekly reports that earlier on the evening of the London premiere, Lindsay's costar Michael Keaton was asked about her whereabouts. "I don't know," he said, "and I don't care." Ouch!

#14. Posted by Shyrell 08/09/05 @ 4:13am:

Don't take this personally but I think anyone on here throwing insults around about Lindsay, Jessica, or any one for that matter, is rediculous. Do you not have anything better to do with your time then sit around and feel sorry for yourselves because you let your insecurities get the best of you. Celebrities are human beings just like the rest of us and I am almost positive you would feel crushed to know someone is going around calling you ugly and fat or anorexic and so on. We are all people here and I hope that you people, who feel so insecure that you feel the need to bash other people and degrate them and yourselves for being so damn rotten and disrespectful, can only come to realize how wrong you are for coming on the internet and contributing to the trash that the other morons write. I myself have insecuraties and I do get a jelous bug sometimes, but I don't get to the point where I have to come on the internet and write shit about people I don't even truly know. All of your words are your oppinions that you use to lash out at other people and you use that to make you feel better about yourselves, it's immature and rediculous. How the hell do any of you know how those girls feel, constantly in the lime light and pressured to measure up to the latest trendiest fads in order to perserve their careers, Most everyone in the industry is beautiful that's usually how they get noticed (minus the select few) and if you can't appreciate and respect that then how can you respect yourself for lowering yourself to such a trashy level. I don't want to be insulting but its straight out rude and un-called for, and you have know right to try and push your outrageous believes on the rest of us. What ever happend to the old saying ..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" I also have a favorite quote, it is very self explanitory ..."Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"... With that said Grow up and find something useful to do with your time!

#15. Posted by Manzie 08/09/05 @ 7:10am:

You rock.

#16. Posted by tommy 08/10/05 @ 12:46pm:

Hey shreyll: just think about the website you went into celebrity SCUM, go into "celebrities are the greatest" or something you'll get people ur own age there plus how can u feel bad for someone who make 7mill per movie go fuck urself with that and i have met her and she is a diva bitch plus learn how to spell

#17. Posted by Shyrell 08/18/05 @ 12:03pm:

Hey Tommy, I actually can spell pretty good most times but hey my husband was gone with the army and I was up worried about him so it was quite late when I wrote what I did. So sorry if you are troubled by how I spell and I didn't come to this site on purpose, I was looking up something else about celebrities and stumbled on this pathetic site. I don't feel bad about people who make 7 mill per movie either, I am only human and I don't think it's fair to say mean things about people you don't even know. We all have feelings and I know that I wouldn't want strangers insulting me on the internet, something like you have done by telling me to go fuck myself. I am not going to respond my telling you to go fuck yourself because I know better than that. I don't think celebrities are the greatest by the way, I do think they make too much money doing what they do, when doctors who save lives make much less then a celebrity but the doctors have more meaningfull jobs. Like I said before, it's not about the money its about the person and the fact that people say things they can't back up. So you and everyone else can continue bitching about other people if you like, but I can only imagine what kind of person you must be to have that much hate inside of you, good luck with that! If you could make 7 mill by making a movie I have no doubt in my mind that you would take it no questions asked, so either you really believe in your cause here or your just jealous. Just in case you are wondering why I'm back at this site....I was interested to see what kind of response I would get. Have a nice day!

#18. Posted by TOMMY 08/19/05 @ 2:59pm:

alright lets cut the guilt trip about ur husband (which by the way i support and hope he comes home safely) but i said if u feel bad for someone who make 7 mill a movie go fuck urself. and ur talking about someone u don't know. i have actually met her (not like getting an autograph) like we were at the same bar. these celebrities put themselves out there showing off all their money getting all freebies and expecting everyone to do stuff for them. i don't get mad at the money as much as the people saying they are just like everyone else when they don't consider themselves like us so why should we.

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