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Harry Potter Has No Game

Posted in Gossip on 08/16/05 @ 11:56am, by Reejii.
Daniel: ''Hi, I'm Harry Potter!'' Girl: ''Yeah, and?''

Looks like "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe could use a few lessons in Pimpology 101. Supposedly he's having a hard time getting girls. For some reason they don't like his corny pickup lines and his magic skills on the big screen don't seem to impress...bizarre! "I'm much more confident (than Potter) but I'm just as rubbish. It's weird. I like to think that I'm not, but I may be wrong. Ask the girls. I don't have a girlfriend, but I try. I think of the perfect lines afterwards. I find that lines - no one should use lines with girls - don't work.'Hey, do you come here often?' What is that? 'Hey, is this seat empty?', 'Yes, and this one will be, too, if you don't leave me alone.' So I don't understand girls but I'm learning slowly." Kinda funny, I figured he would've gotten some from Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) by now. ~~I guess I'll have to deflower her myself then.~~ Nevermind, she's only 15! I'm not that desperate...am I?

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#1. Posted by Manzie 08/17/05 @ 7:01am:

Urrgh. Emma Watson has very little acting talent. As for Daniel Radcliffe, he is improving in his field, but slowly.

#2. Posted by Amy 08/17/05 @ 7:59am:

We all know Rupert's the star.

#3. Posted by soulderanged 08/17/05 @ 9:57am:

give him time. Young boy. He will learn the ropes soon.

#4. Posted by chipchong 08/20/05 @ 6:26am:

hey guys guess wht i mailed daniel and he replied back but im not sure tht is he daniel or some1 else..

#5. Posted by Jordan Perrry (girl)14 08/21/05 @ 2:38pm:

Don't worry Daniel you will get a girl soon>

#6. Posted by Isabel 08/21/05 @ 4:37pm:

Daniel is fucking hott,
I'd jump on him

#7. Posted by jennifer lucas 10/27/05 @ 6:48pm:

daniel is so cool[and cute...]

#8. Posted by Tony el plancha !!!!! 11/04/05 @ 11:32pm:

what´s you are waitting for

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