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Britney Laughs At Kevin's Music

Posted in Gossip on 10/27/05 @ 11:31am, by Reejii.
They'll be divorced when you wake up.

Britney Spears advises her husband not to quit his day job (nothing) if he's gonna pursue a music career with the crap he brought home after recording a demo CD in a studio. The desperate to be black Kevin Federline wants to be a rap artist, a la Eminem. But Britney isn't so sure that's a good idea. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Kevin brought home some music for her to listen to and she basically told him he sucked. His efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed. She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” said an insider for In Touch. She also added, “Kevin looked really hurt.” Aww. This is almost like Nick and Jessica's careers. Ever since they got married, Nick's career went out the window...and it's never coming back in. The difference with Brit and Kevin though is that Kevin never had a career to begin with. And I don't think it will, either. Also, Kevin's been partying at clubs while Britney's been staying at home taking care of baby. He came home one night and he “seemed kind of out of it,” said a witness for In Touch. “Everyone was like, Go home to your family. Isn’t it a bit soon to be out partying?”

He's a winner.

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#1. Posted by See You Next Tuesday 10/28/05 @ 1:35pm:

Who hasn't laughed at the thought of a K-Fed album. I hope the scales have fallen from Bit's eyes and she dumps his ass. We ALL knew she was slow, but better late than never, or so they say.

#2. Posted by Jessica 10/29/05 @ 7:44pm:

That's the smartest thing Brit's done in years.

#3. Posted by Nobodycares 11/07/05 @ 4:40am:

Britney's voice sucks too, and that's her sole contribution to the music "she" makes. Maybe if she'll lend her just-as-sucky hubby her studio producers, songwriters, image consultants and advertising team he can sell a million just as handily?

I think this is more an Emperor's new clothes/Great and powerful Oz situation than anything. If he becomes a music sensation after we already know he really, really sucks, then the veil is lifted on her suckiness as well.

#4. Posted by -Someone who actually knows music. 11/19/05 @ 1:25am:

The song is O.K. The only problem is that in order to be a rapper and white, your skills had better me off the meter (like Em's). What I find totally funny is that Britney thinks she can actually open up her mouth and judge (as if she's some authority on music or has any type of music talent). Britney is about a ZERO musically.. scratch that, she's a 20 (in the negative)! Tits and Ass shaking are the only reason that someone would watch her video. The only person that would buy any of her albums is someone age 10 or under. I would would advise Kevin to try to work with a producer like Pharrell, Missy or Timberlain and rest assured that he'll get a banging album. I would advise Britney (the nasty ass bimbo) to start wearing bra's and go back to the drawing board of talent and pray!

#5. Posted by watcher 11/28/05 @ 6:51am:

Britney sings like some kind of cartoon with cramp in her vocal chords. I saw an early vid of her when she was a kid singing, and she had potential, but all that weird 'cutesy' voiced rubbish has trashed it for good.

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