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Nicole Kidman Jealous Of Katie Holmes

Posted in Gossip on 10/27/05 @ 10:09am, by Reejii.
She needs a man...I'm available.

That hot Aussie chick, better known as Nicole Kidman, is reportedly devastated that psycho alien-worshipping ex-husband Tom Cruise is having a baby with his brain-washed, enjoy the fame while it lasts wife-to-be, Katie Holmes. (did any of that make sense??) What does this mean? It means Nicole probably still has feelings for Tom. But I hope those feelings are for the sake of the two children she and Tom adopted while they were married (Connor and Isabella), and not because she's still in love with Tom. Because that would be insane...like Tom. "Nicole can't believe it's happening. It was so sudden she shut down. Obviously she must still have feelings for Tom, she's been crying and has been really upset," said a close friend. Nicole only found out about Katie's bun in the oven through the news, despite the fact that she and Tom are in regular contact with eachother. I guess he forgot about that one? Baby probably ain't his anyway...isn't he infertile? If so then there's no way that's his child, unless his alien gods have blessed him with their spawn. Nicole's friend added "This baby means Katie Holmes will be in Tom's life forever. Nicole always cherished the special bond adopting gave her and Tom. Now he will share that bond with Katie.

Poor Nicole. And poor Katie too, she's so clueless it's not even funny...LOL! Here's a simple equation to solve everthing: Nicole › Katie. Ok kids, class is dismissed.

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#1. Posted by Maths Expert 10/27/05 @ 2:03pm:

All I am going to say is that Nicole > Katie is an inequality rather than an equation. Check things out before randomly posting.

#2. Posted by Manzie 10/27/05 @ 4:07pm:

Maths Expert, can I marry you?

#3. Posted by Reejii 10/28/05 @ 2:25am:

I'm sorry, I'm a crack smoker. No time to be accurate.

#4. Posted by Bisquick MacDougall 11/01/05 @ 6:20pm:

Does anyone else think that Kidman should get out in the sun? I'm no fan of Cruise, but she's looking like a walking X-Ray.

#5. Posted by Fast Actin Tenactin 11/08/05 @ 1:13pm:

Tom is gay, boring and dumb as a rock... Neither him or Katie can act worth a crap... And trust me Nicole does not give a turd about TomKat, aside from true concern for Katie's emotional safety(ie tricked into having a child with a closet fag.)

#6. Posted by itsme 11/20/05 @ 5:34pm:

Tom and Katie are silly together.

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