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Kevin Federline Is Broke

Posted in Gossip on 11/03/05 @ 10:46am, by Reejii.
I'm a loser babyyyy so why don't you kill meeee?

What kind of man relies on his wife for financial support, has kids from a previous marriage, neglects the kid he had with his current wife, parties all night, and has little hope to become a rap superstar? Why, a loser like Kevin Federline, of course! Below, we see him in all his white trash glory. He snags a few DVD's at Blockbuster, gets to the register and tries to use his card...DENIED! Looks like Britney cut off his money line...teaching him a lesson maybe? Blah, that's nothing to Kevin. He easily goes to the ATM to get more money. Wait...doesn't look like that worked either. Ahhh the agony! If Kevin's music career doesn't take off soon he might be forced to...dare I say it...get a job and support his family! That's crazy talk.

This Just In: Apparently, one of KFed's songs has leaked onto the intarweb. Here's a sample track titled "Y'all Ain't Ready." Let the humor ensue... (thanks Stereogum)

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#1. Posted by misti 11/03/05 @ 11:59am:

What the hell was that!! He needs to stay living off of brit cause thats the only person that will hire him

#2. Posted by m 11/03/05 @ 7:03pm:

thats fucking HILARIOUS! Its like William Hung for rap

#3. Posted by WackTrack 11/04/05 @ 2:13pm:

HAHAHAHAH........LAME, return of Vanilla

#4. Posted by Not a fan of ram 11/04/05 @ 2:25pm:

I guess it really isn't that bad. I dunno.

#5. Posted by Classy 11/04/05 @ 2:43pm:

OMG that is soooo horrible. He's trying to be another enimen. His career will NOT get off the ground. No one likes Kevin Federline. What a two timing, mooching loser. Guess he slept with Britney real good that she had to marry the fool.

#6. Posted by Mee Mee 11/04/05 @ 3:05pm:

Britney Spears is heading for a divorce. Silly girl.

#7. Posted by Jordan Perrry (girl)14 11/05/05 @ 5:30pm:

Kevin made a mistake of getting both of those gils pregenant. He needs to fix it. And he also need to really get a job or else Brittany is going to dump his ass and he he is going to be living on the streets or with his momma. And I don't see why it is any of are buisness!

#8. Posted by Donna Grayson 11/09/05 @ 2:30am:

He probably gets an allowance. And he spent his allowance already.

#9. Posted by alog 11/11/05 @ 7:27pm:

that faggot

#10. Posted by reb 11/12/05 @ 1:54am:

i dont like kevin either but where did you get the story that his card was denied and his atm couldn't dispense money. instead of mocking him why don't we just hope he changes and be responsible coz anyway, britney loves him.

#11. Posted by -Someone who actually knows music. 11/19/05 @ 1:12am:

The song is O.K. The only problem is that in order to be a rapper and white, your skills had better me off the meter (like Em's). What I find totally funny is that Britney thinks she can actually open up her mouth and judge (as if she's some authority on music or has any type of music talent). Britney is about a ZERO musically.. scratch that, she's a 20 (in the negative)! Tits and Ass shaking are the only reason that someone would watch her video. The only person that would buy any of her albums is someone age 10 or under. I would would advise Kevin to try to work with a producer like Pharrell, Missy or Timberlain and rest assured that he'll get a banging album. I would advise Britney (the nasty ass bimbo) to start wearing bra's and go back to the drawing board of talent and pray!

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