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Katie Holmes Has Lost Her Mind

Posted in Gossip on 11/15/05 @ 9:31am, by Reejii.
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~~Joey~~ Katie Holmes is reportedly thinking about giving up acting so she can be a full-time stay at home mom to Tom's children. “Katie has decided to give up acting altogether. free gay sex sites She’s been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their new baby. Her decision is raising a lot of eyebrows in Hollywood. She is at the perfect age for so many screen roles and has completely closed the door on a promising career,” a friend of hers told The Sun. Now, I know I've said before that she is out of her mind and totally living in a dream right now. But this is too much. She's really gone now, and so is he (but we already knew that). I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's the Scientology kicking in on that decision, which she has fully adopted now thanks to ~~Satan~~ Tom. So much in fact that when she's expected to give birth to his future child, she wants to have a silent birth...because Scientology doctrine claims that a silent birth is necessary. A reliable source close to the Holmes family has revealed that she is having fears of not being able to live up to Tom's standards and faith. "As the delivery date gets closer and closer, Katie is worried she will disappoint Tom and herself and not be able to pull through [child birth] silently. Katie is being taught that the experience is painless and an enlightening one, but she knows better." Yeah, most people know better! And I'm a guy, so I have no idea. But I can only imagine. I mean, I feel like I'm gonna die when I'm constipated...and that's just shit! Okay, this is getting nasty. Back to the story...

The Scientology silent-birth doctrine says that children should be delivered in an atmosphere of total quiet, without any groans, screams, or sounds of pain from the mother, or even the audible exchange of information among hospital personnel. Although outwardly cheerful and glowing, Katie appears to be suffering from a great deal of anxiety privately. "We are worried about her. Her parents have played a role so far, but they will not be there in the delivery room," said the source. Katie I've got two words for you...GET OUT. NOW. Make that three words. I don't care what anybody says but personally Scientology is nothing more than a crazy ass cult, minus the mass-suicides and comet worshipping. Or maybe that have that too. *shrugs*

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