The Only Man Who Can Still Rock A Jheri Curl fears for his precious daughter Nicole’s safety as she is hounded by paparazzi scrambling to take her pictures. L-Rich worries that the Ana Team Captain will fall victim to the Shutterbug Syndrome:

“He says, “I live with the constant fear that Nicole is going to become the next Princess Diana. Just to give an example of how crazy everything has become, I always know when Nicole is on her way home because she is always followed by a helicopter and seven cars.

“It’s harassment. Many times, (the paparazzi) manipulate pictures of her. She’s shown me the difference between the original and what’s published in the newspaper. They make her look much worse.”

You can’t airbrush thin, Pops, and I’m pretty sure that Nicky’s not in the same league as Princess Di. Princess Di was never seen puking tequila all over the floor at Hyde. Do your baby girl a favour and get her a IV drip of Hot Fudge Sauce, stat.