La Spelling has confirmed that she is indeed knocked up and couldn’t be happier because it’s such a good idea for people with unresolved bitterness towards their mother to start a family. The happy couple have been spotted out and about with Tori’s notable bump in what has to be the most hideously unflattering picture of all time. Hubby Dean looks like someone popped him in the eye and is that a side ponytail on T?  You can take the trust fund diva out of the mansion, but you can’t take the mansion out of her as illustrated in her diss of Dean’s ex- wife:

“We want a McDermott hockey team,” she said.

“We started saying we want two. The week we met, we picked out our kids’ names. We wanted two, we wanted three - and then by the time we got engaged we wanted nine.”

Spelling even took a not-so-subtle shot at McDermott’s ex-wife, who is 48.

“When you have a young wife, they can actually have more children because they start younger,” said Spelling. “I’m young and virile. I can handle it.”

Yeah, handle it with food stamps and Payless shoes now that she’s broke as fuck.