Tom Cruise: Soon To Be Chubby Hubby
posted by PadThaiPrincess on 11.16.06 @ 7:52 pm
Is it just me or does Tom Cruise seem a little puffier these days? Those poor buttons on his waistcoat are clinging on for dear life as they try their best to keep from popping open to reveal Lord Xenu knows what hiding under there.
TomKat’s wedding will be extra kitten-liscious come this weekend. Apparently part of a Scientology Wedding Ceremony includes “stroking a cat and muttering incantations.” Here is where you are free to insert your own “Meow/What’s New Pussycat?” joke because this is a bit more weirdness than my wit can handle.
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