http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php no-nb A gossip blog making fun of celebrities with witty comments, snark, and sarcasm. Do not believe everything you read here b/c it is probably not true. But who cares, right? AJ-Fork 2.1 (168) 1133888032 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1133888032&ucat=7 Little Miss Apple Martin Paltrow is no longer the lone fruit on the salad bar as she and her parents Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcomes the arrival of a baby boy this past weekend. No word on the name or anything but I am assuming that's because they are a bit busy treating his frostbite from being in such close proximity to his icy cold mother. Gwyneth once whined in an interview the sense of outrage she felt when she saw people biting her style. If Jackie Kennedy could raise like Lazarus from the dead, she would go Wu-Tang on G-Pal for claiming credit that does not belong to her. What's next, is she going to go sue the Degrassi High Kids over that ill-fitting prom gown from the Oscars? thida@celebrityscum.com Thida Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:29:43 -0800 1133886583 Announcements http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1133886583&ucat=7 Everybody wants to know what happened to Celebrity Scum. The numerous emails made that pretty clear. Well, a big change is coming very soon. Tomorrow (December 7, 2005) marks the one year anniversary of this site's existence. It also marks the end of our 1-year lease on the celebrityscum.com domain. Right now this site is in the middle of a transition phase. The domain is up for sale and it is being sold to the highest bidder. What does this mean for you? Nothing really. Celebrity Scum is being reworked and the new site will be specifically focusing on celebrity "it" girls and their daily drama. So much in fact, the new site will be called "It" Girl Hell. The domain for this site will be www.itgirlhell.com and will be open at the beginning of next year. "It" Girl Hell will still be edited by me, but other writers (editors, bloggers, whatever you wanna call it) will be posting too. Actually, if you have a knack for celebrity bashing and/or you think you have what it takes to be witty, sarcastic, and funnier than me...send me an email and apply! In conclusion, Celebrity Scum as you know it is coming to an end -- and being reborn into "It" Girl Hell. And now you know. reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Tue, 6 Dec 2005 08:29:43 -0800 1132250046 Paparazzi http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1132250046&ucat=6 New mom, Britney Spears isn't ashamed of her post-pregnancy boobs. So why wear a bra? Because they're nasty and sagging maybe... reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:54:06 -0800 1132075872 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1132075872&ucat=1 Joey Katie Holmes is reportedly thinking about giving up acting so she can be a full-time stay at home mom to Tom's children. “Katie has decided to give up acting altogether. She’s been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their new baby. Her decision is raising a lot of eyebrows in Hollywood. She is at the perfect age for so many screen roles and has completely closed the door on a promising career,” a friend of hers told The Sun. Now, I know I've said before that she is out of her mind and totally living in a dream right now. But this is too much. She's really gone now, and so is he (but we already knew that). I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's the Scientology kicking in on that decision, which she has fully adopted now thanks to Satan Tom. So much in fact that when she's expected to give birth to his future child, she wants to have a silent birth...because Scientology doctrine claims that a silent birth is necessary. A reliable source close to the Holmes family has revealed that she is having fears of not being able to live up to Tom's standards and faith. "As the delivery date gets closer and closer, Katie is worried she will disappoint Tom and herself and not be able to pull through [child birth] silently. Katie is being taught that the experience is painless and an enlightening one, but she knows better." Yeah, most people know better! And I'm a guy, so I have no idea. But I can only imagine. I mean, I feel like I'm gonna die when I'm constipated...and that's just shit! Okay, this is getting nasty. Back to the story... The Scientology silent-birth doctrine says that children should be delivered in an atmosphere of total quiet, without any groans, screams, or sounds of pain from the mother, or even the audible exchange of information among hospital personnel. Although outwardly cheerful and glowing, Katie appears to be suffering from a great deal of anxiety privately. "We are worried about her. Her parents have played a role so far, but they will not be there in the delivery room," said the source. Katie I've got two words for you...GET OUT. NOW. Make that three words. I don't care what anybody says but personally Scientology is nothing more than a crazy ass cult, minus the mass-suicides and comet worshipping. Or maybe that have that too. *shrugs* reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:31:12 -0800 1132075810 Paparazzi http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1132075810&ucat=6 Dakota Fanning is gonna be Hollywood's next It girl. In a way she already is. Hell, she's already a better actress than most of them. I'm not gonna say anything bad about her...I like her. No not in that way you sick bastard, get your mind outta the gutter! I can only imagine why she's crying. Maybe she just found out that nobody saw "Dreamer." Or maybe she was solicited by Tom Cruise to convert to Scientology. After all, they did "The War of the Worlds" together... Credit: A Socialite's Life reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:30:10 -0800 1132075726 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1132075726&ucat=1 Our beloved Tara Reid recently celebrated her 30th birthday and guess what? She actually kept her clothes on and didn't get piss drunk (at least not at the party). Unfortunately none of that happened because her party was chaperoned by her mother. How sad are you when your mother has to make sure you act decent at your 30th birthday? LOL. “She wasn’t falling all over the tables like she sometimes does,” said one attendee of the party. A source for MSNBC says at one point Tara “turned around to freakdance with some guy and a hand reached out and pulled her away. It was her mom.” That's classic. Maybe she should hire her mom as her PR manager? Here's some pics of the bash... reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:28:46 -0800 1132004803 Announcements http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1132004803&ucat=7 I took last week off. But now I'm back...I know you missed me! Yeah...anyways, not much news today. But something interesting happened to ME! It seems that Britney Spears and her husband weren't too thrilled with the tiny, grainy pictures posted of her newborn, Sean Preston Federline. Considering I got a letter from her lawyers (Lavely & Singer) telling me to remove them. So, the pics are gone now. Sorry, but I'm not goin' to jail over some celebrity drama! At least not something as simple as this, maybe something a little more hardcore...like killing Paris Hilton...not that I would ever do that... Anyways, you know you've made it when you get your own personal letter from a celebrity's lawyer delivered to your home address. So thank you all for supporting CS and making this gossip blogging stuff worthwhile. :) I'll be back with the usual scum tomorrow. reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:46:43 -0800 1131128199 Exposed http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1131128199&ucat=5 There's nothing I love more than seeing a drunken celebrity make a fool of themself. Ashlee Simpson doesn't let me down. In the video below we get to see her drunk ass climbing on top of the counter at a McDonald's in Toronto, while demanding to see the manager. Oh, and she won't take a picture with you...unless you kiss her feet. At least she doesn't ask for much. After all, she's nice. reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Fri, 4 Nov 2005 10:16:39 -0800 1131043560 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1131043560&ucat=1 What kind of man relies on his wife for financial support, has kids from a previous marriage, neglects the kid he had with his current wife, parties all night, and has little hope to become a rap superstar? Why, a loser like Kevin Federline, of course! Below, we see him in all his white trash glory. He snags a few DVD's at Blockbuster, gets to the register and tries to use his card...DENIED! Looks like Britney cut off his money line...teaching him a lesson maybe? Blah, that's nothing to Kevin. He easily goes to the ATM to get more money. Wait...doesn't look like that worked either. Ahhh the agony! If Kevin's music career doesn't take off soon he might be forced to...dare I say it...get a job and support his family! That's crazy talk. This Just In: Apparently, one of KFed's songs has leaked onto the intarweb. Here's a sample track titled "Y'all Ain't Ready." Let the humor ensue... (thanks Stereogum) reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 3 Nov 2005 10:46:00 -0800 1131042262 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1131042262&ucat=1 When asked if she could go back in time and get a second chance at life, Nicole Richie said she "probably would" try heroin again. Yep...she's a winner! She told Jane magazine she would try heroin again because it's her personality. She is set to marry her DJ boyfriend, Adam Goldstein and wants five kids: three girls and twin boys. Meanwhile her dad, Lionel Richie, speculates that the reason she lost so much weight is because she was stressed out over her upcoming wedding. Nicole denies the claim and says she doesn't really know what he meant by that. Apparently Ms. Richie is too stoned to understand the English language. I think her dad made it pretty clear what he meant. Her interpretation was: when a person is busy, they tend not to eat as much. Which she says is not true in her case. So what's this all mean? I have no idea. Nicole is messed up in the head and is ab out to fall down face-first into the pavement. Again. Paris is silently laughing in her mind. (if that's possible) reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 3 Nov 2005 10:24:22 -0800 1130877068 Paparazzi http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1130877068&ucat=6 So I totally forgot Halloween was yesterday. Sue me! (please don't) Anyway, celebrities celebrate halloween just like you and me. Well, except Paris Hilton. While most people go looking for candy Paris looks for sex. Nonetheless, all these celebs got decked out in some crazy gear. Thanks to the paparazzi and the internet we can see what they whore wore! Paris Hilton Hilary & Haylie Duff Christina Aguilera Seal & Heidi Klum Mischa Barton reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Tue, 1 Nov 2005 12:31:08 -0800 1130437918 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1130437918&ucat=1 Britney Spears advises her husband not to quit his day job (nothing) if he's gonna pursue a music career with the crap he brought home after recording a demo CD in a studio. The desperate to be black Kevin Federline wants to be a rap artist, a la Eminem. But Britney isn't so sure that's a good idea. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Kevin brought home some music for her to listen to and she basically told him he sucked. His efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed. She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” said an insider for In Touch. She also added, “Kevin looked really hurt.” Aww. This is almost like Nick and Jessica's careers. Ever since they got married, Nick's career went out the window...and it's never coming back in. The difference with Brit and Kevin though is that Kevin never had a career to begin with. And I don't think it will, either. Also, Kevin's been partying at clubs while Britney's been staying at home taking care of baby. He came home one night and he “seemed kind of out of it,” said a witness for In Touch. “Everyone was like, Go home to your family. Isn’t it a bit soon to be out partying?” He's a winner. reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 27 Oct 2005 11:31:58 -0700 1130433077 Announcements http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1130433077&ucat=7 Yesterday I got an email from CRPR, a public relations group representing Club Mood. Remember the story about Gabrielle Union? Apparently her PR people, BWR, have issued an official apology to Mood. The email and official apology are posted below. Subject: MOOD gets a full Apology from Pr Firm B W R From: crpr@sbcglobal.net To: reejii@celebrityscum.com Attached is the apology from B W R. We would really appreciate it if you can get this part of the story out! Thanks Greg Rogers CRPR crpr@sbcglobal.net 323.874.6476 Click to Enlarge. Thanks! reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:11:17 -0700 1130432982 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1130432982&ucat=1 That hot Aussie chick, better known as Nicole Kidman, is reportedly devastated that psycho alien-worshipping ex-husband Tom Cruise is having a baby with his brain-washed, enjoy the fame while it lasts wife-to-be, Katie Holmes. (did any of that make sense??) What does this mean? It means Nicole probably still has feelings for Tom. But I hope those feelings are for the sake of the two children she and Tom adopted while they were married (Connor and Isabella), and not because she's still in love with Tom. Because that would be insane...like Tom. "Nicole can't believe it's happening. It was so sudden she shut down. Obviously she must still have feelings for Tom, she's been crying and has been really upset," said a close friend. Nicole only found out about Katie's bun in the oven through the news, despite the fact that she and Tom are in regular contact with eachother. I guess he forgot about that one? Baby probably ain't his anyway...isn't he infertile? If so then there's no way that's his child, unless his alien gods have blessed him with their spawn. Nicole's friend added "This baby means Katie Holmes will be in Tom's life forever. Nicole always cherished the special bond adopting gave her and Tom. Now he will share that bond with Katie. Poor Nicole. And poor Katie too, she's so clueless it's not even funny...LOL! Here's a simple equation to solve everthing: Nicole › Katie. Ok kids, class is dismissed. reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:09:42 -0700 1130432766 Paparazzi http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1130432766&ucat=6 Drew Barrymore knows how to party right! There she is with The Strokes. Breakin' out the booze, whippin' out the cigarettes, and probably has a stash of coke snuggly tucked away for privacy. Keepin' it real! Credit: Hollwood Rag reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:06:06 -0700 1130256236 Gossip http://www.celebrityscum.com/posts.php?aj_go=more&id=1130256236&ucat=1 It looks like Janet Jackson may have had a secret child with her ex-husband James DeBarge. DeBarge's own younger brother, Young DeBarge, is even claiming the story to be true as he revealed on a radio show. Young DeBarge said the girl's name is Renee and that she's 18 years old. Apparently she's been living with Janet's older sister (even less popular than LaToya), Rebbie Jackson. Did Rebbie keep Renee locked up in the basement for all these years or what? When you're dealing with the Jackson family anything is possible! "James and the Jackson family kept everything real close, real tight," Young DeBarge said Friday on New York radio station WQHT, known as Hot 97...ya know, the station where all the rappers go and some shootout always occurs. "They weren't very revealing about what the relationship was about. No one really knew how it was working out until things kind of surfaced," he said. He added, "There's no telling what (Janet Jackson) is telling her." DeBarge then went on to say that Renee is a wonderful singer. Renee, stay in the basement! You're a part of that crazy Jackson family now and if your life has been good so far, keep it that way by staying out of the limelight. I mean...you look just like your mom: reejii@celebrityscum.com Reejii Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:03:56 -0700