http://www.celebrityscum.com They're Not That Innocent Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:52:53 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Is it just me or does Tom Cruise seem a little puffier these days? Those poor buttons on his waistcoat are clinging on for dear life as they try their best to keep from popping open to reveal Lord Xenu knows what hiding under there. TomKat's wedding will be extra kitten-liscious ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=607 Aw hell to the yizzle!  When you're from the down ass hood of Malibu, you don't follow nobody's bullshit grammer rules or have a civilized meeting about your divorce, that ain't gangsta. You gotsta be KEEPING IT REAL by scrawling hateful things on your hotel room shower door. Word is ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=605 BradDad, Ange, Mad and Z had a family outing in India sans baby Shiloh.   I like how Maddox and Zahara already have mastered the jaded pissed off look of a celebrity ambushed by the media. If looks could kill, the paparazzi would be a puddle of blood and lenscaps. http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=603 I think it's sweet that LiLo is: a. Trying to reclaim some of that cute child star innocence by donning the costume from the musical number "On The Good Ship Lollipop" from the smash play GOTH KIDS DO IT BETTER. b. Wearing a shirt that allows her to skip telling the doctor ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=598 Baywatch Babe Pamela Anderson's reps have confirmed that the actress did suffer a miscarriage while filming her latest movie BLONDE AND BLONDER. This is such a shame because Pam is actually a pretty good mom, particularly by celebrity standards, here she is picking up her sons from school: I never thought I'd ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=594 Just look at the MENSA meeting going on in the photo below! From the neck up they are 80's aerobic instructors but when you scroll down it turns into Uncle Chester all bundled up for the car ride back to the nursing home with a plate of leftover turkey. Don't you ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=592 OK, I know this isn't exactly breaking news, we all know he didn't have a pot to piss in before he sperminated La Spears, but here's the ugly proof anyway: You too could head over to bid on the eBay listing of K-Fed's Returned Check stamped Insufficient Funds! Rumour has it the ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=590 Oooooh, look who scraped herself off the Men's Room floor of the Los Angeles Greyhound terminal long enough to pay someone with the Kurt Cobain Gravy Train Cash and wrote a book! Do you get it? The Dirty Blonde tongue in methamphetamine ulcerated cheek? I don't know why people are always ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=588 Oh, glorious day! The House of Federline-Spears has collapsed now that Britney has filed for divorce from the man who makes Cletus from the Simpsons look like William F. Buckley, When White Trash Baby Daddy Captain K-Fed heard the news, he repeatedly punched the wall. It's tough to lose your ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=586 Neil Patrick Harris rolls deep it in that very select and exclusive organization of child stars who grew up to be normal alongside fellow member  Keisha Knight-Pulliam aka Rudy Huxtable l(she went to Columbia Law School).  No rails of cocaine at Hyde, no DUIs, court dates or parental abuse scandal. ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=582 Don't we Colored folk have enough shit to deal with dodging perils such as stray bullets and Popeye's Chicken? Now Kanye West has moved us back a few notches having lost the ground Rosa Parks refused to move for. I can see storming the stage over something politically important, like a ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=579 From Transsexual Translyvania, no less. OK, so if LiLo's pretending to be man who is supposed to be pretending to be a woman, that makes her a total dick smuggler. It's biology AND logic, people. I am sorry to say that Tim Curry worked that outfit with far more panache than ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=577 Nicole Richie has checked herself out the $80,000 a MONTH recovery center Beau Monde after a mere 72 hours in the pokey. Her reason? She wanted to go shopping in an outfit that makes her look like a 70's reject sporting some shades from the Peggy "My Husband Sells Propane ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=574 Part of me really wants to believe that Lindsay and Paris are cleverly cashing in on the most auspicious occasion of Sugar Whoredom providing a chance for outfitting yourself in candy coated irony. It's the same part of me that dresses up like a leprechaun and tells me to burn ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=571 Stick this in your Crikey Hole, Bill Maher. Dressing up like dead Steve Irwin with a stingray is a great idea. FOR THE FUTURE. Time+Tragedy=Comedy, but come on, dude! I am guessing your smugness wipes out any sort of empathy for a wife and family missing a father who isn't ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=565 I am not really sure how you can lose your car in L.A. if you are Paris Hilton, after all, it's the land of valets and could you imagine her parking her own car? That's like trying to imagine Mother Teresa giving out lap dances at the Wild Wild Chest. Yet ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=563 Let's back the truck up for a moment here, shall we? I thought Nicks was going to rehab to try and figure out why she can't gain weight. I'm assuming Hyde Nightclub has their own outpatient program now, hence La Richie's appearance and subsequent fainting on the dance floor this ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=561 I'm actually kind of bummed about this split, mainly because I like the two of them. You don't see Reese at flashing her panties at Hyde, or Ryan boozing it up with like, Kevin Federline. They seemed so normal, dedicated to their children and careers instead of partying and such. ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=559 I'll give you one guess as to what Snoop was arrested for this past week at Bob Hope Airport and before you even think it, go ahead and rule out an international conspiracy to take over the world's supply of knitting patterns. Still stumped? Marijuana and gun possession. I know! ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=555 Oh, darling, there there! Don't cry! Is it because now that The O.C. killed off Marissa Cooper nobody even recognizes you, let alone takes any pictures of you at the Teen Choice Awards? Look on the bright side here, Misch. There's always porn. Oh, I get it now. This is about ... http://www.celebrityscum.com/?p=553